Random Thoughts

  • Why can’t all car salespeople be like the Santa Claus look-alike “Nick” in the Chevrolet commercials
  • The Adirondack Phantoms (The Lehigh Valley Phantoms in 2014) must be looking forward to moving into the new 8500 seat arena
  • I’m sick of sports phrases like “Pick-six” and “Walk-off home run”
  • Who makes the best Margaritas in the Lehigh Valley
  • I can’t wait until it stays light outside until 5:45…so sad
  • What ever happened to popcorn balls in the red and green cellophane wrapping
  • Lots of Pennsylvania roads are bumpy
  • The Eagles by 14 points 52 weeks from this Sunday…stone-cold lock
  • Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford for Canadian PM would be very cool
  • I need a 12 month break from Miley…maybe longer
  • What’s the reason for a 3 hour window for deliveries? Why not 8 hours so we can totally waste our day
  • Don’t you think gasoline was too high before the tax hike on January 1st
  • Snow with sub-zero temperatures are unnatural and should be outlawed
  • Michael Bolton is a great singer…not
  • Lehigh Valley Happening List voting is “happening” now. I wonder who will win the best of The Lehigh Valley in over 150 categories
  • Real Estate in the Lehigh Valley seems to be picking up
  • Polar Vortex is the new global warming…until somebody makes up another set of descriptive words to scare the dickens out of the public
  • Bethlehem has been making lots of news recently – it seems to be all good
  • John was the Walrus, Bieber is the Eggman
  • I hate all the dancing ladies in the diet pill commercials-Just Stand Still!